{"id":2757,"date":"2015-06-25T01:08:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T05:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.167.168.176\/~phillips\/kerriansnotebook\/kerriansnotebook\/?p=2757"},"modified":"2025-05-31T12:19:05","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T16:19:05","slug":"kn-p-111-50-more-ways-to-die-an-unnatural-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/2015\/06\/kn-p-111-50-more-ways-to-die-an-unnatural-death\/","title":{"rendered":"KN, p. 111 “50 More Ways to Die an Unnatural Death.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Shovels anyone?<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s well known that Kerrian\u2019s Notebook readers are a fun bunch. The anniversary post of \u201c100 ways to die an unnatural death\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/a> was the most popular new post of 2014.\u00a0 So popular, in fact, that many readers clamored for more.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Bring on the groans! Here are another 50 ways to die an unnatural death. Some were accidental, but some were murderously carried out. Can you tell which was which?<\/span><\/p>\n

101. Deck collapsed with dancing partiers on it, who then fell to death<\/span><\/p>\n

102. Partier standing below the deck crushed by the falling debris<\/span><\/p>\n

103. Tripped and fell downstairs, breaking neck<\/span><\/p>\n

104. Hypothermia inside a car stuck in a snowstorm<\/span><\/p>\n

105. Sneezed to death<\/span><\/p>\n

106. Laughed to death \u2013 wife actually sent thank-you note to TV show, because her husband enjoyed his last moments so much.<\/span><\/p>\n

107. Baked to death by sunburn<\/span><\/p>\n

108. Impaled – Death by stingray barb to heart<\/span><\/p>\n

109. Impaled thru eye<\/span><\/p>\n

110. Impaled on ski pole<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

111. Impaled by fork lift<\/span><\/p>\n

112. Crushed by car while lying under it to repair it.<\/span><\/p>\n

113. Hit on head by falling coconut<\/span><\/p>\n

114. Death by video game \u2013 played until exhausted and beyond<\/span><\/p>\n

115. Decapitated by helicopter blade – careless<\/span><\/p>\n

116. Decapitated by airplane propeller – murder<\/span><\/p>\n

117. Decapitation by chain saw – self-inflicted<\/span><\/p>\n

118. Death by eating four pufferfish livers<\/span><\/p>\n

119. Overate at one meal<\/span><\/p>\n

120. Overate during several hours of food competition<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

121. Crushed by a stack of falling coffins<\/span><\/p>\n

122. Neck broken by flying coffin<\/span><\/p>\n

123. Slow death by slicing off pieces of body a bit at a time<\/span><\/p>\n

124. Crushed by cow falling through roof<\/span><\/p>\n

125. Asphyxiation after being rolled into a gym mat<\/span><\/p>\n

126. Hit by flying fire hydrant<\/span><\/p>\n

127. Injected with dirty hypodermic needle<\/span><\/p>\n

128<\/span>. Hit in head by golf ball\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

129. Hit in head by 9-iron<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

130. Suffocated under a pile of elephant dung<\/span><\/p>\n

131. Suffocated under a pile of sand<\/span><\/p>\n

132.\u00a0 Ink poisoning thru skin<\/span><\/p>\n

133. Carbon monoxide poisoning<\/span><\/p>\n

134.\u00a0 Coal dust in lungs<\/span><\/p>\n

135. Fell off a moving train<\/span><\/p>\n

136. Trampled by cattle<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

137. Allergic reaction to bee sting<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

138. Stabbed with a pitchfork<\/span><\/p>\n

139. Shot with nail gun<\/span><\/p>\n

140. Drowned in vat of beer<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

141. Blown up by dynamite tossed out car window while window was closed<\/span><\/p>\n

142. Ate the wrong kind of newt \u2013 ya know, the one with toxins in its skin<\/span><\/p>\n

143. Fell off skateboard while holding onto a moving vehicle<\/span><\/p>\n

144. Suffocation in cement at building site<\/span><\/p>\n

145. Suffocation after being trapped in bank vault with no ventilation<\/span><\/p>\n

146. Suffocation inside coffin when mistakenly thought to be dead in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n

147. Drowned in vat of chocolate<\/span><\/p>\n

148. Sucked into an airplane engine<\/span><\/p>\n

149. Fell out of exploding hot air balloon<\/span><\/p>\n

150. Bashed on the head with a shovel<\/span><\/p>\n

Sources? You may not believe it, but I come across these methods of death on an almost daily basis – either in the books I read, the news programs I watch, or in the movies.<\/span><\/p>\n

The BIG question: Do you know whom to call to help with the shovels if the time comes?<\/span><\/p>\n

Pass the pitchfork, please.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

*Photos by Patti Phillips – nobody died during the photo shoots. Honest.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

unnatural deaths<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[126,1],"tags":[140,22,4],"class_list":["post-2757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-writers","category-uncategorized","tag-death","tag-golf","tag-murder"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2757"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8146,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2757\/revisions\/8146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}