{"id":3619,"date":"2015-07-08T00:02:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T04:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.167.168.176\/~phillips\/kerriansnotebook\/kerriansnotebook\/?p=3619"},"modified":"2025-03-20T15:22:27","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T19:22:27","slug":"kn-p-148-is-that-a-body-under-the-deck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/2015\/07\/kn-p-148-is-that-a-body-under-the-deck\/","title":{"rendered":"KN, p. 148 “Is that a body under the deck?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was taking the recycles out to the bin and my leg went through one of the planks in the deck. Nothing was damaged except the plank. Well, maybe a scrape on my shin, but not much else. This was the second plank I had gone through – and replaced – in a week, so it was time to get the whole deck redone.<\/span><\/p>\n

Normally I would replace the thing myself, but my doc said no heavy lifting while I was finishing up the rehab. So I got my former construction partner on the line and gave him the job. He owed me a favor so we agreed on parts + a percentage for labor. Basically I paid for the lumber and the salary for his helper for the day. He would not agree to my paying him for his own labor, but I twisted his arm with the promise of having his family over for a couple of barbecues once the deck was finished.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sheila and I have had a snake problem under the deck ever since we built the raised garden beds surrounding it. We inadvertently blocked off any runoff and the critters soon had their own swampy little place to live, full of food, shelter and water. They\u2019ve been happy, but us? Not so much.<\/span><\/p>\n

Since Todd was pulling out all the boards, it was the perfect time to level the ground below, then dig a small drainage trench about three inches wide at the edge so that the accidental pond could empty. After the water ran off, the sun dried out the exposed dirt and for the first time in a couple of years, the frogs\/toads were off to greener, damper grassland.<\/span><\/p>\n

The next step was to put a layer of small stones on top of the leveled dirt. That definitely changed the animal habitat. Without the artificial pond, and no food source that we could see, we hoped that the snakes would be gone as well. Foolishly, we didn\u2019t have all the facts, but that\u2019s for another story.<\/span><\/p>\n

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As I watched Todd and his helper work, I got to thinking that the mini pond wasn’t deep enough to hide a body. The unbelievably rank smell of a corpse rotting in the summer would have been a dead giveaway if I had one lying around, but now there was gravel\u2026 and digging\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

If I was inclined to do this deck myself, nobody could see me in back of the house and passersby would think nothing of shovels and lumber and gravel and even cement coming in and out of the yard. And Bingo! Hiding place for the body. Who would notice a bag or two of quicklime? The neighbors would be none the wiser.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hmmm…come to think of it….Milly’s husband has been away on a business trip for a really long time and they have a new patio and a new deck and new, high, lush landscaping around it all. Just kidding. Maybe.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you think nobody would really do that, take a look at these stories in the news.<\/span><\/p>\n

In April, 2014:<\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/dead-body-found-easter-egg-hunt-knoxville-backyard-article-1.1760574<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

and, in May, 2015:<\/span><\/p>\n

www.bostonglobe.com\/metro\/2015\/05\/30\/body-missing-worcester-man-discovered-buried-under-deck-rhode-island-home\/o9w4eeRjlaV1y5JgybmzpM\/story.html<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

As for us? We\u2019re both healthy and enjoying the new deck.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

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*Photos by Patti Phillips<\/span><\/p>\n

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