{"id":6666,"date":"2021-12-23T15:36:24","date_gmt":"2021-12-23T20:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/?p=6666"},"modified":"2023-12-19T18:18:16","modified_gmt":"2023-12-19T23:18:16","slug":"kn-p-283-twelve-calls-from-dispatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pattiphillipsbooks.com\/kerriansnotebook\/2021\/12\/kn-p-283-twelve-calls-from-dispatch\/","title":{"rendered":"KN, p. 283 “Twelve Calls from Dispatch”"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Some light-hearted fun for the holidays – sing it to the tune of that famous song “The Twelve Days of\u2026” and change the number of the Dispatch call to fit the verse. You know how it goes.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LOL<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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On the first call from Dispatch, our first assignment was\u2026<\/span>
A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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On the second call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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On the third call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the fourth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n


On the fifth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the sixth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n


On the seventh call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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On the eighth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eight P.I.s searching<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the ninth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Nine chocolate donuts<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eight P.I.s searching<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the tenth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Ten cops patrolling<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Nine chocolate donuts<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eight P.I.s searching<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the eleventh call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eleven Techs collecting<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Ten cops patrolling<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Nine chocolate donuts<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eight P.I.s searching<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

 <\/p>\r\n

On the twelfth call from Dispatch, our new assignment was\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Twelve lawyers advising<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eleven Techs collecting<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Ten cops patrolling<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Nine chocolate donuts<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Eight P.I.s searching<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Seven suspects fleeing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Six burglars climbing<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Five\u2026 rescue\u2026 calls\u2026<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Four murder scenes<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Three accidents<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Two running thieves and<\/span><\/p>\r\n

A stranded kitten up in a tree.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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May 2022 be crime-free for you and yours!<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!<\/span><\/p>\r\n

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