The local Police Chief has issued a BOLO. (That’s “Be On the Look Out.”)
The Chief wants everyone on active duty tonight to watch for a suspicious guy in a red suit that’s been doing a weird kind of home invasion every year all over town. Here’s the description we have so far:
The suspect has a chubby build – it’s been reported that his belly shakes a lot, but that hasn’t been confirmed.
He is most likely a senior citizen since he has a white beard and hair.
He has a big laugh that was reported as sounding like “Ho, ho, ho.”
There has been no mention of eye color, but they supposedly twinkle.
Several witnesses have mentioned a broad face, dimples, rosy cheeks, and a cherry colored nose.
As for clothes – we had a couple sit with a sketch artist and aside from the face and body type, the guy wears a red suit made of fur, but it’s really dirty – like he rolled in ashes and soot. Six other people corroborated the ID.
By the way, if you see anybody smoking a pipe, call it in. That might be our guy.
In the past, the suspect has been spotted trying to get into houses and leaving boxes behind, but he’s not breaking windows or doors. We think he must be in decent shape, because he’s been up on rooftops, and has been seen jumping down chimneys.
Be aware that he travels in a small speedy sleigh pulled by 8 tiny reindeer. The reindeer are definite accomplices and work as a team, but if you catch the lead honcho, the rest might follow.
One kid caught him inside his own house last year and tried to bribe him with cookies and milk to get him to stay, but it didn’t work. The old guy took the cookie, gave the kid a nod, rose up the chimney and got away in the sleigh.
So far, he’s not dangerous, but he has repeatedly violated the littering laws. We also have him for illegal entry, as well as disturbing the peace. We get a load of complaints every December about the clatter up on the roofs. Nobody can sleep. Plus, it’s getting embarrassing that we can’t stop him.
Let’s catch this repeat offender once and for all so we can have a good night!
Merry Christmas everyone! May you have a light heart, full of hope and kindness during this special season.
*This has been a nod to the famous poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” generally credited to Clement Clarke Moore.
*Photo by Patti Phillips
2015 has been a year of challenges for most of the world, with violence at home and abroad in the news every day. If it’s not about international military and/or political power struggles, the media is probably telling us about government conflict or sadly, the latest shooting perpetrated by a disturbed individual. I can’t remember the last time when so many people were so angry about so many aspects of the world in which we live.
And yet, if you ask how they are, how the family is, nothing much has changed. Friends and family members may get sick, lose a loved one, have trouble at work or experience a bump in the financial road, but most would say they are happy overall – that they live a life that’s good.
We may not be able to control what happens outside our circle, but we can control our reaction to it. And we can certainly control our reaction to the events inside our personal world.
During this Christmas, and whatever your holiday season, let’s all promise to:
Above all, have a wonderful Christmas/holiday season and a slam dunk great 2016!
The Kerrians will be back in January with Charlie’s New Year’s Resolutions. 🙂
*Photo by Patti Phillips – Notre Dame Basilica, Montreal, Canada
Sheila and I share Christmas duties. She bakes while I set up the tree and get the lights ready. I had to replace a few strands on the tree after Hammett accidentally knocked it over and got tangled in it, so Sheila is baking even more cookies than ever. That’s okay, because there is no such thing as too many cookies in the Kerrian house. (My diet is suspended during the holidays…isn’t yours?)
The vet said that Hammett is fine, but kept him overnight. I think that Sheila slipped the Doc a $20. just to make sure he would.
The tree looks a little worse for wear, though.
The cards are done and mailed. This time I made a separate trip to the Post Office so that they would not get lost in the car like last year.
“Handel’s Messiah” is playing in the background and “The Nutcracker” is up next. We love the big sounds of Christmas.
We started a snowman collection to add to the Angels and Santas, so things are looking pretty festive in most of the house.
No snow to shovel this year, but I almost wish there was. We really enjoyed the white Christmas last year and took lots of pictures to share with the Texas branch of the family. If someone else did the shoveling, I wouldn’t mind if it snowed from Thanksgiving right through New Year’s.
No homicide cases to investigate, and that’s a great thing for once.
Merry Christmas to everyone, and have a peaceful New Year!