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KN, p. 344 “Crime Interrupted by a Stroke”

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The Mayo Clinic tells us: a brain stroke occurs when blood flow to part of the brain is blocked (ischemic) or a blood vessel bursts (hemorrhagic), starving brain cells of oxygen. This leads to sudden symptoms like numbness, confusion, trouble speaking, and vision problems.

The symptoms of a TIA are similar to those of a stroke and include:

  • Numbness or muscle weakness, usually on one side of the body.
  • Trouble speaking or understanding speech.
  • Dizziness or loss of balance.
  • Double vision or trouble seeing in one or both eyes.

A TIA doesn’t cause permanent damage to brain cells or the brain. A regular stroke causes a prolonged blockage that may lead to lasting brain damage or disability.

What does all that mean for a practicing criminal or a dedicated investigator? Nothing good for either.

There are a number of great books/TV series these days that feature amateur investigators of a certain age. Remember Angela Lansbury in the “Murder She Wrote” series? Or the two quite different “Matlock” TV series? Many cozy books are happy to point out that just because a person is collecting social security or is retired, doesn’t mean their brains have retired as well. But, aside from the occasional nod to aches and pains of aging, I rarely hear about knee replacements or heart attacks or strokes getting in the way of solving a case or committing a crime. The aging heroes and heroines are amazingly agile and healthy, IMO.

In 1998, “Safe House” (TV movie) starred Patrick Stewart as a former intelligence officer who was quickly falling under the grip of Alzheimer’s. His family was concerned about the memory issues, but had been unaware that he had been an agent. When he began to warn them about ‘dangerous people being after him’ he was not believed. The hit 2026 TV series, “Memory of a Killer,” starring Patrick Dempsey, deals with a hitman at the beginning of his Alzheimer’s struggle, trying to keep it together while still carrying out his assignments. He isn’t always successful.

Alzheimer’s isn’t a TIA or a stroke, but symptoms of forgetfulness, frustrations with the simplest activities, and trying to cover it up, do overlap with those of TIAs.

Take a look at my cousin’s experiences:

On February 11, he was in the hospital, having suffered a TIA after his BP jumped to 246/140. He ceased being able to speak. The excellent ER care stopped the stroke in its tracks and he spent the night while they conducted many, many tests to discover the extent of the damage, if any. For the next month at home, he was exhausted by the smallest things and slept half of every day, in between watching some mind-numbing TV shows. He was lightheaded and dizzy, so walking never happened in a straight line. He felt close to fainting a couple times a day as his blood pressure shifted from waaaaay too high to dangerously low (90/55). He knew full well that he wasn’t out of the woods yet, but he was alive.

A thief planning a heist would have to postpone any involvement in the crime. Recovery doesn’t happen overnight and the brain is too busy healing to do anything new. My cousin could have conversations and interact fairly well, but any chats longer than 20 minutes made his brain hurt. It would shut down, needing to recharge before engaging again. A Detective would be placed on medical leave, perhaps be able to consult on a case he had worked on, but not be capable of coping with 12-16 hour days in a murder investigation. He would nod off during the briefings.

February 28th:
Two and a half weeks after the TIA and the life-saving hospital stay my cousin’s BP was fairly stable (in the 130s over 70s) for five days. His gait was better (less staggering and longer strides) and he looked forward to walking for five minutes at a time outside when the weather cleared. Seemed like a wild goal at the time to him, but knowing him all his life, I knew it was possible.

His brain could only handle one task a day, and only for 20-30 minutes, before a brain buzz set in, his vision clouded, and he felt like he was going to pass out. But, this was an improvement from 10 days before when sleeping all day and night was all his body/brain could handle. Small victories. In order to maintain some kind of muscle strength, he walked for 60-90 seconds when he could inside the house, in a controlled circuit without tipping over, high-stepping when possible.

An insight to the internal action of a healing brain: whenever he watched TV, read a book, or had a conversation during the first two months, his brain went on speed dial and recalled every single memory about that topic for the next few minutes. As if the computer was checking to see what was still there. He would be physically tired afterwards and need to sit, focus, and regroup.

May 11th – Three months after the TIA occurred:
Recovery at home had its ups and downs, with my cousin’s blood pressure sometimes jumping back to 185/90 and on other days dropping down to 90/55. There was no apparent cause for any of it. Like mine, his normal diet is heavy with veggies, fish, and chicken and the most sodium in our diets comes from restaurant food, not home-cooked-never-processed meals. He ate out once in the middle of the third month and his BP shot up to the 180s again, needing medication to drop it down.

Brain fog and head buzzing alternates with weakness in the limbs, but testing has revealed no clogs, no blockage, nothing. Recovery includes resting for an hour after every activity instead of the non-stop routine of always on the go. Can you imagine a detective taking a nap at the back of a squad room or an assassin staggering toward his/her target while being zapped by brain fog?

In my cousin’s case, both the brain and the body were jolted by the TIA. He is  stronger than the day he left the hospital, but a long, long way from traveling anywhere or binge-watching TV or binge-reading his favorite thrillers. It took a while before he could read more than 2-3 pages at a time, but he is now up to 10-15 pages at a time. Small victories.

Best advice cuz and I can share? If you are experiencing stroke symptoms, get to the hospital inside two hours from the time of onset. That window of time for treatment can save your life.

Treatment and Recovery
Treatment depends on the type of stroke but is highly time-sensitive. Ischemic strokes may be treated with clot-busting drugs (tPA) or mechanical thrombectomy, while hemorrhagic strokes focus on reducing pressure and stopping the bleeding.

Symptoms: Think B.E. F.A.S.T.
Immediate action is crucial if you notice these signs:

  Balance: Sudden loss of balance or coordination.

  Eyes: Sudden vision changes or trouble seeing.

  Face: One side of the face droops when smiling.

  Arms: Weakness or numbness in one arm.

  Speech: Slurred speech or difficulty understanding.

  Time: Time to call emergency services (911) immediately.

Special Note: The major symptom cuz had was that he could not speak. He could understand everything that was happening and was being said to him. The speech returned about an hour after the treatment began. The lack of coordination appeared later. The face drooping happened later. This is his third mini-stroke in 12 years, the first two with clear cause & effect.

Three months after the fact, with some continuing symptoms cuz is experiencing, and no apparent reason for any of it, I can’t see how anyone could successfully run an investigation or a heist without tremendous support from everyone in their circle. It sure does throw a wrench into ‘working alone’ or ‘covering up’ your identity for the foreseeable future. Multiple passports? Hiding from the law? HA!!! But, it certainly makes for interesting complications in a novel.  🙂

 

 

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KN, p. 308 “Tax Fraud”

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In 1789, Benjamin Franklin said, “Nothing is certain except death and taxes.”

237 years later? It’s still true.

April 15th is tax day in the USA. By midnight that day, the bill must have been paid, either via mail date-stamped by the Post Office, or online. After that, if you owe money and don’t send it in, penalties began to add up.

Government at every level imposes taxes in order to pay its bills. Roads, schools, civil defense, water control, government employees, and more…all get a piece of the revenue pie.

So what happens if you don’t file taxes? It is a crime not to pay and a definite no-no not to file. Since this is about money and the government needs more of it to run the programs, there are fines if you forget (or don’t want to pay), even jail time in certain cases.

Penalties

  • Not filing taxes: 5% of the tax owed for each month the return is past due.
  • More than 60 days late filing: A minimum fine of $435. Maximum fine is 25% of the total owed. (Plus the amount you owe)
  • Not paying at all: 0.5% of the unpaid taxes for each month the outstanding taxes aren’t paid, plus interest. Ouch.

The government can choose to play nice with people “who have never done this before” and there are extensions available. BUT, not everyone gets a pass and only in rare instances.

Your house burns down? Better call the tax people and get an extension in writing. Those taxes are still due and penalties still accrue, but there might be a bargain to be struck if the agent is having a good day. You might be able to negotiate a six-month extension, but you still owe the money.

 

True story: a former colleague hired a tax firm to do her taxes – fill out forms and assess the amount owed. The firm underestimated the debt and overestimated the deductions. The IRS conducts random audits and contacted her one year – after she had left the paperwork to the firm for about five years in a row. Short version: the firm had done a lousy job. She wound up paying back taxes and fines of over $20,000. Yup. Four zeros. She appealed. She was allowed to pay it back over time, but she still owed all the back money. The firm did little to help her, citing that they based their figures on the information she gave them. Hmmm.

 

How long can you avoid filing taxes?
The powers-that-be have “six years to charge you with criminal tax evasion.” It can take as long as it likes to collect the money owed. Don’t forget, there’s interest charged on top of the penalties and money owed. Jail time is possible if they get you for criminal tax evasion. It’s a felony, folks. PLUS, you’ll probably get audited for years afterward.

 

What’s the difference between evasion and avoidance?

  • Tax evasion is fraud and means that you have used illegal ways to conceal income, with fines, penalties, and possible jail time (maybe five years) if found guilty. You lied on the forms. They can even charge you for the cost of prosecution.
  • Tax avoidance uses legal ways to reduce income with tax credits and allowable deductions.

WAIT!  What counts as under-reporting?
Not reporting cash ‘under the table’ for legal or illegal activities. Whether child-care or gun-running, income is income, according to the IRS.

Cryptocurrency transactions are taxable, so if you thought there were no rules, think again.

Whistleblowers:
There is a special IRS office that pays for information leading to the arrest (and conviction) of major tax fraud perpetrators. Big bucks are at stake if money is hidden in illegal overseas accounts. If it involves a criminal organization, witness protection might be part of what happens next.

 

My advice? Pay what you owe. There are legitimate tax planners out there who can possibly help reduce your tax bill, but to evade altogether? Seriously bad idea if you’re allergic to jail and big fines.

*information source: the IRS.

 

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KN, p. 335 “What Does It Take to Work for the Secret Service?”

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The Secret Service in the USA is responsible for the protection of certain government officials and their families, as well as the safety of our financial infrastructure. Those two very different areas require a wide range of employees and abilities.

Right now, the Secret Service is looking at community college students and recent graduates for the Uniformed Police section. Signing bonuses may be involved. The Uniformed Police are in charge of guarding Federal Buildings where the protected government officials work and may live. They also have special units including sniper teams, emergency response teams, and K-9 units. Interested? You need:

  • High School Diploma
  • U.S. driver’s license
  • 20 – 37 years old
  • Be a U.S. citizen.
  • Pass a written and physical abilities test
  • Pass a background check (plus drug screening, no criminal record)
  • NO body art. In fact, if you’re interested and have a tattoo somewhere visible, it must be removed before getting accepted.
  • Attend and complete training programs
  • Be proficient and be able to use firearms

If you are more interested in becoming a Special Agent, the additional (or slightly different) qualifiers are needed:

  • 21- 37 years old, unless a Veteran, then the upper limit is 40 years old
  • Pass special vision and hearing tests
  • Qualify for Top Secret clearance
  • Agree in writing to accept assignments anywhere in the world.
  • Top grades obtained in a completed bachelor’s degree

In order to advance in your career as a Special Agent (and receive pay raises) you will have to go back to school. Before those raises or promotions come along, you will be required to have:

  • A year of graduate school
  • At least a year of well-executed investigation, protection, and law enforcement techniques. Initiative is important, as well as being able to accurately analyze evidence and come up with solid leads.
  • The ability to work well with others and take charge in some investigations.

Interested in becoming the head of a department or station? More school, more experience, dedication to the Agency, and improvement in all areas just might get you there.

In order to identify the skills that candidates hold in five different areas, they must take the timed Entrance Exam for Special Agents:

Section 1: Logic-Based Reasoning – read scenarios and the possible conclusions, then decide if those conclusions are valid.

Section 2: Experience Inventory – read descriptions of a few situations and acknowledge  whether or not they have experienced them.

Section 3: Language Usage – check documents for errors in grammar or fact.

Section 4: Experience Inventory – Given several situations and responses, the candidate must choose the responses their former bosses/teachers attributed to them as likely.

Section 5: Detail Observation – presented with several photographs to study, the candidates later respond to detail questions about the photos and other matters, without having the photos to check.

The APAT is a pre-employment physical fitness test measuring strength and endurance, among other things. It is scored on a point-based system, on a scale from 0 to 8. A minimum total score of 20 points with no zeros is needed to pass and the test is not adjusted for age or gender. These are the numbers! (from the Secret Service site)

Point Value Push-Ups Sit-Ups Illinois Agility

Run

1.5 Mile Run
0 14 or less 22 or less 23.89 or higher 19:41 or higher
1 15-16 23-28 23.88-22.18 19:40-16:53
2 17-19 29-30 22.17-21.66 16:52-16:09
3 20-22 31-33 21.65-21.13 16:08-15:26
4 23-26 34-36 21.12-20.60 15:25-14:43
5 27-29 37-41 20.59-20.23 14:42-14:12
6 30-37 42-45 20.22-19.44 14:11-13:07
7 38-43 46-49 19.43-18.65 13:06-12:02
8 44 or more 50 or more 18.64 or lower 12:01 or lower

Special Operations Division: The Counter Assault Team  (CAT) operates within the U.S. Secret Service to provide tactical support to the President, certain government officials, certain buildings, and certain National Security Events. This group is a bit like SWAT teams and if that kind of action is what you’re looking for, be prepared to:

  • Undertake 33 weeks of Special Agent Training
  • Be assigned to the Washington Field Office (WFO)
  • Undergo an additional 9 weeks of CAT Selection and Basic Training
  • Accept that it takes anywhere from 12 to 24 months from start to finish to prep for this potentially dangerous job.
  • Have already served in a military or law enforcement position or have been a professional athlete

Candidates for an Administrative, Professional or Technical (APT) position must meet the same requirements as Secret Service agents and uniformed police in the areas of citizenship, body art, age, hearing and vision, background checks, and top secret clearances.

Likewise for The Technical Law Enforcement (TLE) jobs that include:

  • Investigative Protection Officers (IPO):
  • Protective Armored Specialists (PAS):
  • Technical Security Investigators (TSI):

Under that umbrella can be found work in Chemical Biological Countermeasures; Electronics; Explosive Ordnance Disposal; or Technical Surveillance Countermeasures.

If your interest is piqued after taking a look at these brief descriptions of the work and requirements possible within the Secret Service Agency, be aware of yet another possible detractor. Travel away from home for periods of 30 days or longer is not unusual and may in fact, if on protective duty, be hazardous to your health.

Whether in the lab, office, or out in the field, the men and women who are chosen to work for the Secret Service are highly qualified and come from all walks of life.

*Some information (and the Logo) from the Secret Service site.

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